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Name: Jack
Location: Pennsylvania, United States
Birthday: 8/19/1986
Gender: Male
Interests: Everything and anything
Expertise: The sword, nunchucks, ninja stars, swimming, stealth missions, bo and arrow, knife fighting and the list goes on.....
Occupation: Other
Industry: Legal
Message: message me
Member Since:
1/26/2004
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| Ok i ahvent wrote anything in a lil bit. well today was groundshog day and Phil saw his shadow so 6 more weeks of winter, that sucks a hairy pineapple. well lets see, the last time we talked i was traveling near and far and well thats how the wind blows. the past weekend was good friday was senior night, we covered alot of ground shared a few laughs and just partied like it was 1924. but now its a new month of the year which means a new schedule for school, but who cares cuz i know i dont. if i had a choice of either school or being chased everyday for 2 weeks by an enraged rabbid herd alpaca, id choose the alpaca. cuz if i tricked them and caught them instead of them catching me i would get a lot of great pairs of socks. so swimming is coming to a clsoe and i still ahvent eaten 12 sandwhiches made of goat cheese, even tho that ahs nothing to dow ith swimming. oh yeah did i mention that i am now an expert in dart throwing. so beware you never know when i might attack. ok well its time for this crazy little ninja to sleep and dream of chinchillas and white rabbits eating cheesecake with whipped cream made from canalope juice. welp see ya later!!!!!!!!1 | | |
| Day 3 of the snow storm. its getting better out there and i can finally see my left pinky toe, cuz its not in my sock cuz i dont have any socks on. today i went to a kingdom whre they hold many different materials to enhance your automoble. then i traveled to a land of water where i overcame the chilliness and practiced my techniques. then once again i made an epic journey to the land of food and brownies. then traveled through the hood of o-town to the top of christ's hill to do some sledding. but here it was when i noctied something was terrible wrong. i didnt get to hang out with her today, and i kinda felt as though she was mad. so perched upon the hill top i could tell something wasn't right and i asked for forgiveness and nothing came about. so i said it is a game over and she said ahve fun with no abc's and it was as though an arrow pierced my heart. but i think it will be ok in the near future, i just want to know the real deal behind the british bulldog. whats the deal with that??? well im gonna try and work with that deal and see what kinda of ninja shit i can pull out in order to kill the rabbid horny humping dog from england. so im gotta go study some ninja moves and stealth techniques. until next time keep on feeding the wild animals in parks so they wont freak out when they see a perons and eat their faces off as that dingo that ate your baby!!!!!!!!!!! | | |
| Hello, today probably was am awful day we ahd school and it didnt snow, what in san hell are weather people talking about??? sometimes i dont even know how to tie my shoes but i know that weather people always are wrong, so i stopped watching the news all together. no team dinner that was a bummer, no practice, ouch thats a shot through the heart. so now im probably gonna go eat some lemon pie but i dont have lemons so itll jsut be a pie. if i have that. ok well im gonna go talk to everyone when goats breed with tomatos and hope i get a wonderful delight in that goat. | | |
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Well this is my first entry, so it'll probably suck. but let me tell you this once i begin to get serious about this site, which may be never or may be in five mintues my entries will get much better. so until then just remember that bananas grow on trees and monkeys climb trees to eat bananas, and sometimes i climb trees but i dont own a banana tree so i dont ahve any reaason to climb it really. | | |
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